Thursday, August 23, 2018

We get old in the end

*WE ALL GET OLD IN THE END....*

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now..

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers.
Now they drink like their fathers..

I didn't make it to the gym today.
That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the 'John'
and renamed it the
'Jim'.
I feel so much better saying
"I went to the Jim this morning".

Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought
“Nap Time” was a punishment.
Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is...
"I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I don't have gray hair;
I have "wisdom highlights"
I'm just very wise.

Don't ever ask me to bend down and touch my toes.
If God wanted me to touch my toes,
He would have put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for "procrastinators"
We haven't met yet.

Of course I talk to myself;
sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age
"Getting lucky"means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager.. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later.
- I don’t have to go to school or work.
- I have a driver’s license and my own car.
- I get an allowance every month.
- I have my own ipad (although I can't recall where I kept it)
- I don’t have a curfew.

Life is great.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

Now, I’m wondering…did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?
😄

Teacher's letters....

Now a days teachers are not allowed to say or write anything negative... A few interesting letters from teachers to get around this....... I loved every one of them😉
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Dear Parent,
We are delighted to inform you that your child displays remarkable initiative. Not for him the simple-minded obedience to teachers. We refer to his admirable refusal to do homework. We have, however, humbly requested him to stoop to our level and condescend to do his homework. Your support is appreciated.
Yours anxiously,
Teacher

Dear Parent,
Your child's distaste for mundane subjects such as mathematics shows an imaginative mind. Why, he wonders, does the square of the hypotenuse have to be equal to the square of the other two sides in a right-angled triangle? It is no wonder that he has scored a splendid zero in his math exam. Unfortunately, even brilliant students have to pass exams. Could you gently break that news to him?
Yours entreatingly,
Teacher


Dear Parent,
We are pleased your child has one of the same qualities that Henry Ford, the founder of the Ford Motor Company, possessed. Like him, your son believes that history is bunk. But it may be best to disabuse him of the notion that the Mughal emperors were Amar, Akbar and Anthony.
Yours beseechingly,
Teacher

Dear Parent,
Your child submitted a blank paper for last week's science test, influenced perhaps by Albert Camus who said 'Whether the earth or the sun revolves around the other is a matter of profound indifference'. Your son shares that profound indifference, undoubtedly for philosophical reasons. But could you inform him that in order to study philosophy, he has to pass class eight first?
Yours plaintively,
Teacher

Dear Parent,
Your son has obviously read Friedrich Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil, which is why he was copying from the boy next to him during yesterday's test. Like Nietzsche, he believes that Supermen like him have little use for conventional notions of morality. The teacher who caught him copying is a conventional type who gave him a zero.
Yours desperately,
Teacher

Dear Parent,
We are impressed by your child's knowledge of martial arts. In the past month, he has broken two legs, four arms and three noses. He also shows prudence while fighting, taking care to pick on weaker boys. For some reason, however, the fathers of the boys who were beaten up are planning to go to your home with hockey sticks.
Yours wretchedly,
Teacher

😇😂😂

Trainee Surgeon <laugh>

A young trainee surgeon asks his Prof,
"Sir, why does not my ability evolve. I don't seem to be getting confident at the job?"

And the Prof patiently answers: "Son, have you seen the nurses with adorable looks and curves?"

"Yes, my sir, I have."

"And the sunlight, getting beautifully scattered back from their oiled locks ?”

"Yes,  sir, I have already witnessed it."

"And when they're dressing the patient leaning forward, you must had witnessed the two moons.. raising above the horizon slowly reflecting all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, sir, I have also observed this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You “behenchod”, keep watching all this chutiyagiri instead of focusing on your surgery”!
😂😂

What time should you sleep

*What Time Should You Sleep??*
By James Pang

*You actually have an amazing biological clock ticking inside your body. It is very precise. It helps to regulate your various body functions including your sleeping time.*

*From 11 pm to 3 am,* most of your blood circulation concentrates in your liver. Your liver gets larger when filled with more blood. This is an important time when your body undergoes detoxification process. Your liver neutralizes and breaks down body toxins accumulated throughout the day.

However if you don't sleep at this time, your liver cannot carry out this detoxification process smoothly.

If you sleep at 11 pm, you have full 4 hours to detoxify your body.
       
If you sleep at 12 am, you have 3 hours.

If you sleep at 1 am, you have 2 hours.

And if you sleep at 2 am, you only have 1 Hr to detoxify.

What if you sleep after 3 am?  Unfortunately, you won't have any time to actually detoxify your body. If you continue with this sleeping pattern, these toxins will accumulate in your body over time. You know what happens next.

What if you sleep late and wake up late?

Have you tried going to bed very late at night? Did you realize you feel very tired the next day no matter how much you sleep ?

Sleeping late and waking up late is indeed very bad for your health. Besides not having enough time to detoxify your body, you will miss out other important body functions too.

*From 3 am to 5 am,* most blood circulation concentrates in your lung. What should you do at this moment? Well, you should exercise and breathe in fresh air. Take in good energy into your body, preferably in a garden. At this time, the air is very fresh with lots of beneficial negative ions.

*From 5 am to 7 am*, most blood circulation concentrates in your large intestine. What should you do at this moment? You should poop! Pass out all unwanted poop from your large intestine. Prepare your body to absorb more nutrients throughout the day.

*From 7 am to 9 am*, most blood circulation concentrates in your stomach. What should you do at this moment? Have your breakfast! This is your most important meal in a day. Make sure you have all the required nutrients from your breakfast. Not having breakfast causes lots of health problems for you in the future.

That's the way to start your day

No wonder people living in villages or in farms are healthier. They sleep early and wake up early as they  follow their natural biological clock.

*If one follows this you're sure to feel fresher and more energetic all day long.*

*PASS THIS ON TO OUR YOUNGER GENERATION..*

*THEY NEED TO KNOW THESE FACTS !!*

DISASTER AND HUMAN BEHAVIOUR

Last few days, I was engaged in coordinating rescue of friends, employees & their relatives of my organisation - marooned / stranded / isolated in floods in Kerala, a disaster that claimed the lives of hundreds and displaced thousands of people.

Being a veteran, I was fortunate to get close support from my unit Officer Col Tx (leading a column in Rescue Mission), Air Commodore Vx (Tvm), Col Sx CO of an Infantry Battalion, my Brother-in-Law, Captain M (Navy) and of course friends in Services, besides official channels. It's extremely satisfying to coordinate rescue of people in distress - around 250.

*Observations:* Though my activity was limited to few areas, sharing my
observations/ experience:

1. *Material Attachment vs Skill to Save Life:* People are so attached to
their houses and belongings, they refused to leave their homes, despite imminent danger. While animals move to safer places, humans just can't leave their belongings.

2. *Spending Money to Build Palatial House vs Fund to Manage Crisis:*  Many people have invested 80% or more of their savings to their home/ land and surviving on either on pension or income from deposit interest. Now that houses are gone with the flood, they have no financial capacity to build another home. I don't think, even the Govt will help them, as they are middle/ upper class.

3. *Utility of Spending on Luxury:* People have spent so much money on
luxurious items, electronics, car and painting - everything is taken away by
the fury of the nature in one go.

4. *Essential Survival Skills:* Despite living in the land with plenty of
water bodies and rivers, many didn't learn how to row a boat - not even
swimming. Over a period of time, we've so accustomed to comfort, we have forgotten the basics of survival.

5. *Tech Savvy, Yet Tech Illiterate* : While we are fond of technology, many didn't know the basics of surviving using technology - for example - how to prolong / save battery life; how to find and share own location coordinates (so that rescue team can reach at precise location).

6. *Saving Critical Resources to Manage Crisis:* Many houses had half a dozen mobiles, but they used it simultaneously, probably with all apps running, resulting quick drainage of battery. Soon these people, marooned / stranded were out of communication few hours after the power failure, knowing well
that - to rescue them, remaining in communication was very critical. We are so used to plenty of resources; we just can't think of thrifty.

7. *Physical Fitness for Survival:*  Physical fitness of some of us are so
weak, we can't think of wading through chest level water for few kms, despite being born and bought up in land of 44 rivers and innumerable water bodies and streams.

8. *Forgotten the Real Community Living:* Community living is missing in many cases - there are cases, where rescue boats picked up a family, but didn't pick up the neighbor, because the rescued just didn't know there are some more people in the neighborhood, awaiting rescue. They lost their chance to save their neighbours!

*Brighter Side of the Human Behaviour:*  But there are lot of positives too.

1. *Solidarity:*  The people came together quickly, proactively tried to find out the requirements, gathered resources and got into action to support the relief measures. There was no caste, religion, politics, rich or poor.

2. *Situation Created Leaders:* One could find common people, who had no experience of managing crisis, and leading initiatives in rescue and relief
efforts. They didn't wait for the support or resources to reach from the authorities or Govt.

3. *Smarter Millennials and Post-Millennials:*  We all complain, the young generation is self-centered. I disagree. I found the volunteers pouring in and working tirelessly (let's not be judgmental about the young) We've a bright tomorrow.

4. *Sharing at the Time of Need:*  Resources were shared without hesitation. I found lot of people coming individually and collectively to hand over the ration and other essentials to relief camps.

5. *Misconception about the Retail Shops:*  Shops didn't raise rates or misuse the opportunity.

6. *Empathy:* Overall, the human element is intact; people empathise, support and don't look for credit. Though, there was confusion initially, the civil administration quickly gathered and coordinated the efforts. Most kept the Onam celebrations aside, a festival very dear to a Keralite, and focused on
rescue and relief.

Here, I would like to share a story of Mr M. While coordinating the rescue
efforts, I received a tele call from a Mr M, Kalamasseri (in Cochin),
checking with me the details of my social media post requesting for supply of clothes for a Relief Camp. After confirming, I continued the conversation - I wanted to know more about this volunteer working in a Disaster Relief Centre. To my surprise, I got to know that this volunteer himself had lost his house during the disaster and was shifted to the Relief Centre along with his family. Instead of cursing his luck, this disaster affected person,
became a volunteer himself and started tirelessly working for other disaster victims arriving at other Relief Centres. How many of us will even think of working for others, when we ourselves are disaster victim? Hats off to such
mental strength of ordinary citizens!

The biggest lesson for me is that - human beings are basically good at heart and trustworthy, especially during crisis.

Signing off...

Satheesan, Veteran, Garhwal Rifles
Head Talent Acquisition
The Catholic Syrian Bank

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/disaster-human-behaviour-satheesan-nair

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Facts on AI

What are the facts on artificial intelligence that people without certain AI knowledge will not believe? by Sridhar Mahadevan https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-facts-on-artificial-intelligence-that-people-without-certain-AI-knowledge-will-not-believe/answer/Sridhar-Mahadevan-6?share=744436f8&srid=h25Iy